Enns tradition we cannot resist

Even though we attempted a twist

Mom has given the word

So don't be a turd

And leave 

This blog is your blog, This blog is my blog;
From Okanagan to Vancouver Island; 
From the Arnold ladies to the boys and kitties; 
This blog was made for you and me.

As you are planning those ribbons of wrapping, 
Remember to check here for what they’re asking; 
Update your list too, of what you’re wanting; 
This blog was made for you and me.

Christmas 2015

Christmas. Weinachten. Noel. Navidad. Kerst. Nadolig. Class. Χριστούγεννα. Whatever you call it, it's coming. Maybe, deep down inside, you've always wanted one of these:

And maybe you want your banana sliced for enjoying desert in your new Snuggie, but you just can't handle doing it the "old fashioned way" one more time and must have one of these:

But how are we to know these secret desires of your heart? Never fear, the Christmas list blog is here! Tell us what you wish for and the person who has your name may just get it for you. Even if it is a Snuggie. Or a banana slicer. I can't guarantee you won't be judged a little if those are the things you want, though. Thought you should know. 

Christmas 2013

Oh family, oh family,
it's time again for presents.
Oh family, oh family,
it's time again for presents.
Please enter what you want this year
so we can bring you Christmas cheer.
Oh family, oh family,
it's time again for presents!

Okay,okay, I know! Pretty lame!
Well, you know what to do.

CHRISTMAS 2012

Jingle Bells! All is well!
It's that time again!
Please update your present list so
no one strains their brain!

I know! I'm not as poetic as Sandy but
someone had to do it!

Christmas 2011

Christmas. Oh, Christmas.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My stomach can reach, when another bite is right
For the ends of turkey and ideal stuffing.
I love thee to the level of every store's
cheapest price, by day and middle-night.
I love thee freely, as men approach a fight;
I love thee purely, as though in a daze.
I love thee with the passion I get from booze
In my old pants, and with my childhood's stuffies.
I love thee with a love I never lose
With my festive vest,–I love thee with the lights,
garlands, wrappings, of all my life!–and, if God choose,
I shall love thee better after death.

CHRISTMAS 2010!

As a Clydesdale stealthily approaches a field mouse, so Christmas is sneaking up on the Enns family. We need to work together in the attack on shopping malls, outlet stores and website order forms. Each person can contribute by creating a wishlist that inspires and empowers. Together we can conquer this Christmas Clydesdale!